Her wedding might be the most important day in your daughter’s life, but it’s a huge opportunity for you as well.
As the father of the bride, you’re going to have to make a speech, and that means you have carte blanche to bust out the Dad jokes you’ve been dying to tell. Honestly, you will rarely get another opportunity like this, so your wedding Dad jokes need to be on point.
You can insert them into your speech, tell them to people at the bar, during the meal, pretty much at any point throughout the day. The best bit? It’s your daughter’s wedding, you’re probably paying for at least some of it, so people have to laugh at your jokes. Do not pass up this opportunity.
Whether you need cringey one liners or speech ready room pleasers, I have you covered with these wedding themed Dad jokes that will not disappoint. Although they may stink the room out.
Best Wedding Dad Jokes
It’s been an emotional day…
even the cake is in tiers.
Why does a man twist his wedding ring on his finger?
He’s trying to figure out the combination.
I married Miss Right.
I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Why couldn’t the man fit in the elevator full of brides?
There wasn’t any groom.
Love may be blind…
but marriage is a real eye-opener.
To my new son-in-law, I’ll give you a useful piece of advice:
Forget your wedding anniversary once and you’ll remember it for the rest of your life.
Thank you all for coming, it wouldn’t be the same without you…
it would be a lot cheaper though.
Brevity is the soul of wit…
as you’ll learn on page 10 of my speech.
Funny, intelligent, kind, and good-looking.
My daughter definitely gets all of those traits from me.
They say marriage is like wine.
It keeps getting better with age so long as you put a cork in it.
I’ve prepared a hilarious wedding speech…
but the mother of the bride is making me read this one instead.
I want to truly enjoy the next five minutes of my speech…
which are also the only five minutes the bride cannot control.
It’s only when you reach my age that you realise what it means to go home to a woman who gives you respect, tenderness, and affection…
it means you’ve walked into the wrong house.