Summer is great isn’t it? Sunshine, holidays, barbecues, and loads of opportunities to unpack the Summer themed Dad jokes. You will need a laugh when you remember the kids are off school for six weeks and you have no idea what to do with them, and these jokes could be just the tonic.

Every time your children annoy you during the holidays, you can start reeling off the Summer Dad jokes until they can’t bear it anymore and leave you alone in peace. They need to be good Dad jokes though, the cheesier the better.

If you’re coming up short, I have written some of my favourites below. These jokes a cheesier than a cheeseburger cooked on your brand new barbecue, so grab your sunnies because here comes the pun – I mean sun.

Best Summer Dad Jokes

What do you call a snowman in Summer?
A puddle

Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Because of the rocky road

What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer?
A hot dog

What’s brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.

Why did the sun go to school?
To get a little brighter

What do you call an ice cream cone having a temper tantrum?
A meltdown.

Where do sharks go on vacation?
Finland.

What do you call rabbits who hate hot weather?
Hot cross bunnies.

Why do bananas wear sunscreen?
Because they peel easily.

What’s the worst kind of tea on a hot day?
Humidity.

What do cats eat in hot weather?
Mice cream.

It’s so hot today…
I tried to watch Frozen but it had melted.

What do pandas use in the heat?
Bear conditioning.

Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school.

Where do sheep go for their summer beach trips?
The Baa-hamas.

Did you hear about the sunflower that was excited for summer?
It wet its plants.

What did the tree say when summer finally arrived?
What a re-leaf.

What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree.

What letter of the alphabet is the coolest in the sun?
Iced T.

What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses.