There are Dad jokes, there are knock knock jokes, and then there are Dad knock knock jokes. These are, arguably, the worst jokes of all, and that’s why I love them so much.

These little word play beauties are the perfect ammunition in any scenario where a Dad joke is needed, and they never fail to raise a smirk. Or perhaps a groan. Some have been passed down through generations of Dads, so you know they’re good.

Dad knock knock jokes are the crème de la crème of embarrassing eye roll comedy, so memorise a few of these and roll them out one after another until you make someone snap.

Best Knock Knock Dad Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel…that’s why I knocked.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s not working.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m good. Hawaii you?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Glad you’re excited, too.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do better.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, a cow says mooooo.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hal.
Hal who?
Hal-will you know if you don’t open the door?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
I didn’t know you were an owl.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub, I’m drowning.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Need-le.
Need-le who?
Need-le little help right now.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dish is a nice place.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut ask, it’s a secret.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came to visit.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t knock on random doors, but I had to meet you.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Foster.
Foster who?
Foster than a speeding bullet.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body home?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yacht.
Yacht who?
Yacht a know me by now.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing telling jokes right now?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya open the door?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice your dad coming home?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson on TV in there?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Shirley.
Shirley who?
Shirley you know who I am by now.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sue.
Sue who?
Sue-prize!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adam.
Adam who?
Adam my way, I’m coming in.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later, just open the door.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Colleen.
Colleen who?
Colleen up quick, you’ve got guests.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for 10 minutes.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice joke get any worse?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy bell gonna start working again?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alectricity.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel not working?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep knocking?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon a little cold out here.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter open up, it’s the police.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how much I miss you?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas open the door.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Turner.
Turner who?
Turn around and open the door.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yeti.
Yeti who?
Yeti another knock-knock joke.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yoda.
Yoda who?
Yoda one I’ve been looking for.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any leftovers?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Cargo beep-beep and vroom-vroom.