Most people think of Easter as a time to remember the resurrection of Jesus, the end of Lent, and an opportunity to scoff overpriced chocolate eggs. For us Dads, though, we think it’s the perfect time to ‘resurrect’ our best Easter Dad jokes and watch people die a little inside when we tell them.
Whether you are at church, at the family dinner table, or at the shop buying Easter eggs, there is always an opportunity to throw in a Dad joke or two if you have enough of them in your repertoire.
My Easter themed Dad joke cannon is impressively long (no, that’s not an innuendo), so for any Dads out there needing to stock up a little for the holidays, take your fill of these bad boys.
Best Easter Dad Jokes
What’s a proper toast at Easter?
Ears to a great Easter.
What do you call a baby who’s a little too warm on Easter?
A hot cross bun(dle) of joy.
How do you tame a wild hare?
Wear an Easter bonnet.
Why is Easter breakfast so fun?
Everyone’s cracking yolks.
How does an Easter chick dress for Sunday?
Im-peck-ably.
Christmas does come before Easter in one place—but where?
The dictionary.
What’s the best way to make Easter easier?
Put an “i” where the “t” is.
How does Easter traditionally end?
With an “R”.
Where does Easter take place every year?
Where eggs marks the spot.
How do you skip the queue when buying Easter eggs?
Use the eggs-press lane.
How do you lose weight after eating too many Easter eggs?
You eggs-ercise.
What is the the Easter bunny’s jewellery made from?
A 14-carrot gold necklace.
What happens if you get married on Easter?
You live hoppily ever after.
What happened when the Easter Bunny was naughty at school?
They were eggs-pelled.
Why couldn’t the Easter egg sleep?
It was too eggs-cited.
What do we sing at Easter?
Kara-yolk-e!
What do you call the Easter Bunny after they’ve won the lottery?
A million-hare.
What’s the best drink on Easter morning?
Eggs-presso.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with seafood?
The Oyster Bunny.
What do you call the Easter Bunny with fleas?
Bugs Bunny.
The Easter bunny needed a rest after delivering all those eggs.
He was eggs-hausted.
What day does an Easter egg dread the most?
Fry-day.
What do Easter bunnies do after they’re married?
Go on their bunnymoon.
What is the best way to send a card to the Easter Bunny?
By hare-mail.
How do you tell the age of the Easter Bunny?
You count the gray hares.
What do you call an Easter egg from space?
An eggs-tra terrestrial.
How does the Easter Bunny keep fit?
Hare-obics.
One Easter egg told a joke to another Easter egg.
It really cracked him up.