The Force may be strong, but the Dad jokes are stronger, and if you’re looking for Star Wars themed Dad jokes you’ve come to the right place. The sci-fi universe created by George Lucas is packed with material that is just perfect for gags, and I’ve got the best of them for you here.

It’s an ideal genre for bad jokes. Geeky and groan worthy, and they work on every level: kids and adults will get them.

What I love about Star Wars Dad jokes is that most people enjoy watching the movies. So you can innocently suggest a Star Wars movie marathon, then, when everyone is committed and unsuspecting, you can start dropping in the jokes.

People will throw popcorn at you, but deep down, you’ll know you are making the experience better for everyone. Oh, and the ideal date for this is of course, May the 4th.

I thank you.

Best Star Wars Dad Jokes

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?
Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

Did you enjoy your Wookiee steak, son?
It was a little chewie.

I’ve been looking in Alderaan places for jokes.
Wookie for loooove in Aaaaalderaan places

What did Obi-Wan say at the rodeo?
Use the horse, Luke.

How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?
With Ewokie Talkies.

What do you call Siths piled on top of a lightsaber?
A Sith-Kabob.

What do you call a potato that has turned to the dark side?
Darth Tater.

Why did Anakin cross the road?
To get to the dark side.

Where do Sith go shopping?
At the Darth Maul.

What did Yoda ride as a kid?
A do-cycle. Because there is no tri.

What droid always takes the long way around?
R2-Detour.

Why did movies 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3?
Because the director, Yoda, was.

Is BB hungry?
No, BB-8.

What Star Wars character sells hot dogs?
Admiral Ackbar Snackbar.

What’s the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?
Lukewarm.

Which Star Wars character lives in Florida?
Orlando Calrissian.

What kind of car does a Jedi drive?
A Toy Yoda.

What do you call it when only one Star Wars character gives you a round of applause?
A Hand Solo.

What do you call an invisible droid?
C-through-PO.

How do you unlock doors on Kashyyyk?
With a woo-key.

What do you call a pirate droid?
Arr-2 D2.

What kind of stories do Wookiee parents tell at bedtime?
Hairy tales.

Why do the warriors of Mandalore leave their helmets on?
It’s Mandator-ian.

Where do Wookiees eat?
Chew-baccafe.

What’s a droid’s favourite style of music?
Techno.

Why is Luke always invited to picnics?
He brings the forks.

What do Gungans put things in?
Jar Jars.

What do you call a Jedi in denial?
Obi-Wan Cannot Be.

What do you call a bounty hunter who likes to party?
Dance Solo.

How do Tusken Raiders cheat on their taxes?
They always single file, to hide their numbers.

Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?
He couldn’t find the droid he was looking for.

How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the dark side.

What do you call a Jedi’s favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.