If parenting achievements were gaming achievements

If there's one pre-children hobby I miss, it's playing video games. I used to play them all the time but, inevitably, don't have as much opportunity these days. When the chance does arise, I'm normally too tired. One of the things that I love about them is the achievements that can be unlocked. There's something immensely satisfying about the little ...

Game on!

So a video game that I've been looking forward to for ages is coming out tomorrow. I saved a £10 gift card for almost a year to put towards it. That's how dedicated I am to playing this one. And, yes, it's THAT wildly inappropriate one that includes just about everything unsavoury you can think ...